I didn’t post yesterday, so this is my second offering today.

I have spent hours today noodling purposelessly on the internet. Among the pointless things I have come across is a meme about cat breading. Yes, ‘breading’, not ‘breeding’. Of course, I had to waste a slice of plastic white and jump immediately on that bandwagon. I’m very easily led…

Willow saw what was coming and escaped before I could torment him too. I completely understand if you now unfriend me on FaceBook and unfollow me on Twitter.