Willow can’t accept Hello Kitty. If he spots an opportunity, he will kill her. She’s had a decent burial, I promise you.
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I’ve been to Y11’s Prom this evening. It was a lovely occasion and I will miss so very many of my pupils. I left a little early, because I was starting to get sentimental.

But I didn’t leave without pocketing a beautiful cupcake and I’m now enjoying it with a cup of tea in my new Hello Kitty mug.

That’s the best cat I can offer you today . . .

Oooh! A Hello Kitty cake from M&S. I want one for my next birthday.
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There has been a murder! Hello Kitty has been kidnapped, eviscerated and had her arms ripped off. I have two prime suspects . . . and they’re the new kids round here.

More on this story later.

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