Hullo. My name is Patchy. I am a rock star. Hey, I’ve got this cool puzzle (see if you can do it):
Q – Who is the coolest most awesome cat in the world?
A – PAT_ HY (Hint: C)
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool. Oh, and so is my brother, Sooty. He wanted to be in the picture, too, but unfortunately, he couldn’t make it
I received this message this morning and felt I had no alternative but to bring Patchy to you immediately. It was the evil grin which convinced me . . .
I wonder what kept Sooty back?? Locked in a cupboard, trapped under Patchy’s paw . . . ??